Samurai Goroh

Goroh, we need to talk.

A few days ago one of your NINJAS showed up at my HOUSE. I'm unsure if it's for the better or worse that no one else saw.

Would you care to explain WHY you sent one out?!

He was just making sure you don't eat too much sweets.

You'll have to forgive them, they are pretty good with their job once I tell them they have to do something.

If you spotted him, however, he was doing his job pretty badly. I'll need to talk with him.

Yes, I noticed that several things in the fridge went missing...

I had to come up with quite the story to tell my wife.

It has been very odd the ninjas are there are ninjas trying to

...

a-alright?

Good.