Samurai Goroh

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE ADS GOING AROUND?!?!


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DRIVER'S ED THIS WEEK IS A DUAL CLASS WITH ROBOTNIK TODAY. ALL STUDENTS FOR EITHER CLASSES ARE TO SHOW UP IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL AND BOARD THE BUSES PROVIDED.

SINCE THIS IS THE LAST CLASS BEFORE BREAK, ANY ADDITIONAL TEACHERS AND STUDENTS WHO WISH COME FOR THE HELL OF IT ARE PERMITTED TO DO SO.

Any plans for Thanksgiving?

Kids. Why does it have to be kids. I know they can fend for themselves but after what happened with Lisa...

LISTEN..

Listen.

I've been ask to bring you four along with me on a mission.

Don't ask why I picked you, because it certainly wasn't me they just told me to bring you four along. THEY, being the people who hired me for this job.

Long story short, you're going to help me track down some guy and take him to justice. We'll be heading off to a nearby galaxy this week. You don't have to accept but I have a feeling THEY will be disappointed if you don't. You have acceptable battle skills right? Colin, you're a commanding officer, you'll help the others out.

I'm going to regret this.

Well that was pointless.

THE TRIP WAS INTERESTING.

[Private to Olimar and Louie]
Training next Wednesday. Be there or else.
[/Private to Olimar and Louie]

[Private to Tony]
My boi...
How do you feel about training next Wednesday? You can even bring your sword and we can practise sparring if you'd like.
[/Private to Tony]

EVERYONE IN HEALTH CLASS IS ASKED TO SHOW UP IN BATHING SUITS.

YOU WILL NOT MEET IN THE USUAL CLASS BUT IN THE SCHOOL'S FRONT YARD TO BOARD THE NINJA ROCKET POWERED SHUTTLE BUS. ANY STUDENT WHO ALSO WISHES TO JOIN US FOR THE DAY IS FREE TO COME.

Tony is back Tony is back Tony is back

I HOPE EVERYONE IS ENJOYING THEIR SCHOOL YEAR SO FAR.

[Private to Olimar and Louie]
Status report. How is everything going?
[/Private]

[Private to Tony]
Would you be interested in starting your lessons again this weekend?
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[Private to sword dojo students]
It seems we have not talked in a while. I hope your blades are still as sharp as last year. If you'd like, we could have another meeting this weekend.
[/Private]

[Private to EVA]
How are you? Have you been enjoying the gifts?
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[Private to Ocelot]
Hahaha can't hack this.
[/Private]

[Private to Falcon]
Hey McDoucheface I haven't heard from you lately I'm almost worried. What the hell has been up with you? 
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How do you feel about going to Daisy's royal ball?

It could be a good way to practise for the upcoming mission.

I was wondering if you'd be interested in going on a mission with me. I've been hired to keep watch over a large diamond and pretend to be a wealthy millionaire. The only problem is he's supposed to be married...and...well.

The job might get dangerous, so I'd understand if you'd rather not come. I just figured you might like something...a little more exciting?

Look, it was either that or get Falcon in a dress and wig, and no one should see that in their lifetimes more than once.

THE FESTIVAL WAS INTERESTING.

[Private to Louie and Olimar, unhackable]
How has the training been going? Have the health ninjas been making sure you have the right foods in your cupboards.

GLAD THIS IS ALL OVER.

[Private to Olimar and Louie]
No more distractions. You two are meeting me at 5pm after school and we'll begin your training.

If you don't come the Ninjas will make you.

DRIVER'S ED THIS FRIDAY! FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!

WHAT IS GOING ON, I JUST FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE OUTSIDE PLAYING WITH MY SWORDS I CAN BARELY STAY IN ONE PLACE.

I was gone all week. Just got back yesterday.

Dai's gone, Tony's gone, and I'm not in the mood for games, so whatever the hell you wanted to tell me, this better be important.

*Goroh had ninjas deliver a unsharpened, Pikmin-girl sized sword to Ionia in her room, with a note that it was from Dai and he was sorry he ended up leaving and he had fun with her while he was here. There is also some origami from Goroh but he's not telling it was from him.*

SO. I HEARD THAT BIG BEARDED GIT SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE DURING ONE OF THOSE CLASSES. AND THEN YOU LEFT FOR A FEW DAYS.

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO STAND FOR THAT?

OR DO YOU BOYS WANT TO BE REAL MEN?

STUDENTS.

I AM IN PREPARATION FOR SOMETHING THE 5TH OF JUNE, AND UNLIKE LAST WEEK, IT REQUIRES A LOT OF PLANNING, AND BUYING CERTAIN THINGS. (THIS TIME NOT AT A GARAGE SALE).

I WILL NEED ALL OF YOU TO SIGN A PIECE OF PAPER AND TO SEND IT BACK TO ME TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE INCLUDED IN THE GROUPS. THE CALL OFF DATE WILL BE THE 1ST OF JUNE.

SAID PIECE OF PAPER MAY ALREADY BE IN YOUR ROOM. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I GOT THE JANITOR TO PUT THEM ALL UNDER YOUR DOORS NINJA MAGIC!

REST ASSURED THAT NOTHING LIKE LAST YEAR WILL HAPPEN. NOTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL. IT WOULD BE VERY SILLY.

AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, SAMURAI NINJAS ARE NOT SILLY, THEY ARE AWESOME.

[PRIVATE TO BLACKY]

I HAVE THREE HUGE SUITCASES FILLED WITH COSTUMES THAT I GOT RATHER CHEAP IN SPACE LAST WEEK.

THEY ARE YOURS IF YOU WANT THEM.

ALRIGHT SO I AM PREPARING THE WAYS YOU MIGHT GET KILLED COURSE LIST.

UNLIKE LAST YEAR WHEN I ARRIVED MIDWAY DURING THE YEAR, I FIGURED IF ANY OF YOU HAD SOME SPECIAL REQUESTS, I AM OPEN TO THEM FOR NOW WHILE I FINISH PLACING MY ORDERS. I AM NOT PROMISING ANYTHING, BUT WITH MORE CLASSES TO TEACH THIS YEAR I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M INTERESTED IN KNOWING YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.

[PRIVATE TO EVA]
Want to go on a date sightseeing tomorrow?
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